Needy Beavers

topic posted Tue, March 2, 2004 - 2:29 PM by  Wheelgunner
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Was informed by an unnamed source that there are needy beavers around the Humbodlt River in dire need of haircuts.These reports were verified by numerous ranchers in the region,and was also informed they were mistaken for hippies!
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Wheelgunner
Nevada
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  • Re: Needy Beavers

    Tue, March 2, 2004 - 3:38 PM
    no, that's jsut the rainbow hippies and i wouldn't touch their hair for money
    • Re: Needy Beavers

      Mon, March 15, 2004 - 10:06 PM
      You were right!They were just a bunch of hippies posing as beavers.I'll pay closer attention next time!
      • Re: Needy Beavers

        Tue, March 16, 2004 - 3:20 AM
        it's actually in protest to us. they think that but trimming up the beavers they will lose their powers and become socialable. i watched one lady go to one crying and it bit her upper ear off. i guess beavers don't like hippies either. i've also started a small business stuffing pillows with the hair. cheers...
        • Re: Needy Beavers

          Tue, March 30, 2004 - 9:21 AM
          Beavers spotted this morning,one of them approached me asking for a mohawk,should honor the request or do you think it's a hippy?I did not see any evidence of peace signs,and the beaver was in good hygene!
          • Re: Needy Beavers

            Wed, March 31, 2004 - 9:54 AM
            i say follow your instincts, make sure that it stays use glue. that way we know it's true to the cause. let it know that outside grand junction colorado their is a commune of beavers who practice free love and have gatherings around the globe and if it agrees you know it is a hippie....also bring up that their is a band called the dammed and they tour non-stop and everyone uses drugs and smells funny and if they ask where the next show is....it's a hippie
            • Re: Needy Beavers

              Wed, March 31, 2004 - 11:03 AM
              Thanks for the heads-up on this.Will look into it further and give you an updated report!Don't know if backup is needed at this point,but will advise you of the situation!

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